A Breastacle Spectacle: What Does Your Bra Say About You
Do you know your bra can have a personality of its own?
Next time you’re reaching for your favourite bra from your undies draw, consider what it might reveal about you. Read below and discover if we're spot on, or couldn't be farther from the truth! Check out your bra-scope today!
The Pretty Bralette
- A wise individual with a free spirit.
- The kitchen and the realm of cooking is her domain.
- Can't say no to a good novel.
- Never gets mad at anyone.
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The Sports Bra
- Makes the best organic, acai bowl recipe in the world.
- Pilates and yoga like no tomorrow.
- Support and comfort all the way.
- Needs an extra pocket to carry her cash.
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The Strapless Bra
- So sure of yourself you don't even need straps. (Or not afraid re-adjusting your bra every few minutes)
- Never afraid to say what's on her mind.
- Can probably make a bin bag look amazing if she wore one.
- Appreciates a good meme and pun.
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The Plain Nude T-Shirt Bra
- The sensible mom-friend everyone needs.
- Handbag is a treasure-trove of spare tissues, tampons, pain killers, and loose change.
- Cosy comfort is her go-to
- Has watched re-runs of Friends & Stranger Things over a dozen times
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The White Satin Bra
- Always confident, calm, and serious.
- Hair and makeup always on leek.
- Loving and giving to the point she's a bit of a doormat.
- Innocent in the bedroom but not afraid to learn anything new!
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The Leopard Print Bra
- Oozes sex appeal.
- Life of the party on Girls Night.
- Loves a re-run of Love Island.
- Strong Instagram following.
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The Lacy Pink Bra
- Is fully aware of the power of her beauty.
- Never loses sight of her inner femininity.
- A little bit dramatic but doesn't let anyone push her around.
- Seems sweet on the outside, but competent in the bedroom!
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The Classic Black Bra
- Practical, pragmatic, and sophisticated.
- A Boss Babe who always sets her sights on her ambitions.
- On point side-eye/eye roll game.
- Doesn't like displaying her vulnerable side.
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The Padded Push-Up Bra
- Always prepared for dates, like seriously what's your secret?
- Gives the best life advice.
- The biggest spender on clothes and organic beauty products.
- Petite in size, but big personality.
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The Polka Dot Bra
- A little out there but always willing to lend a helping hand.
- The best friend who always carries mints/gums in her bag.
- In touch with her emotions.
- She always stands out from the crowd with her fab sense of style.
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The See-Through Underwire Bra
- Possesses a high pain threshold.
- Great in bed and knows it.
- Never without lip gloss.
- The 'hot friend' of the group.